Is There Still a Debate?

And now for a non biased report on last night's Presidential debate, held in the Ford theatre at the University of Mississippi.

NOTES OF INTEREST:
1. McCain has visited the Middle East and has seen the terrain so he knows everything about foreign policy. HE WENT THERE. Obama, that Treason-laced fuck, hasn't. So Obama couldn't possibly be qualified to handle foreign affairs.
2. McCain does not want to dishonor the troops by losing. We will win and come home with honor. McCain served in Vietnam, a "one legged man in an ass kicking contest" of a war in which we were spanked like a cheap hooker as we were pushed out the door. He was part of a losing cause. So it should not surprise anyone how he feels about the word "withdrawl." You don't tell a kid who scores a 980 on his SAT's that he is stupid. John McCain is a maverick. A MAVERICK. He does not lose. GO TEAM GO.
3. McCain believes America is safer now than we were on 9/11. Do you know what happened on 9/11? Where were you on 9/11? Do you love America? Then you love John McCain. He was in the United States of America on 9/11. He cried when people died on 9/11. You don't want another 9/11, do you? Who needs respect abroad? Fuck you: Iran, Pakistan, Russia. Fuck you.

Now for that Negro-Nazi, anti-American, idiotic uppity of a celebrity senator Barack HUSSEIN Obama. HUSSEIN. It rhymes with terrorist for Christ's sake. Did you hear him speak? How arrogant of him to think that AMERICA needs to maybe step up and be a leader. He wants to sit down with foreign leaders. He doesn't believe in the cold shoulder approach that allowed North Korea to quadruple its nuclear weapons capabilities. Did you see 9/11, Mr. Hussein? You don't have experience. You snark at McCain when he hands out verbal hand jobs to veterans, and don't you dare for a second think we were fooled by your "sincerity" in walking across the stage to shake hands with McCain and Misses Money Bags. You don't even wear lapel pins.
POINTS OF INTEREST:
1. Obama wants to help the middle class. We get it. You are the people's champ. 95% of the middles class. Why not the whole 100%? What are you hiding? You don't believe in the trickle down philosophy. McCain was a mayor during the Great Depression. Did you also forget that he is a veteran?
2. Obama does not want to win the war. He doesn't want families to suffer through the gut wrenching agony of having loved ones fight a videogame of a war. This isn't Halo, Obama. You cannot just forfeit. And this talk of Afghanistan: save it. Osama who? Obama bin Laden is more appropriate. You threaten Pakistan when they refuse to step up with the terrorist clean up effort but somehow still manage to come off as a hippie tree hugger. You cannot have it both ways. You are not a veteran. You have not been a POW. You dream of a world where winning is not as important self-preservation. Talk about the audacity of hope.

To be continued...